1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = Free kick
3. Condom = Defender
4. Abortion = Red card
5. Condom breaks = Penalty
6. A girl with lot of energy = Captain
7. Having sex without condom = Own goal
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = Man of the match
9. Sexing three girls in one day = Hat trick
10. Having sex with ur Ex = Friendly match
11. Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal
12. After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time
13. Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play
14. Biting ur girlfriend's nipples = Suarez
15. Two legs on the shoulder = Throwing
16. Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline
17. A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error
18. A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal
19. Having sex with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury
20. A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker
21. A girl telling u to stop = yellow card
22. You and ur girlfriend break up in ur love relationship = break fastfast 💥💥💥
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